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major_west ([personal profile] major_west) wrote2009-01-27 10:35 pm

069 - THE GLORIOUS RETURN OF DUMB JOCK WEST.

Dude.

Why's there like...

a babby baby in my room?

[ooc: After Loki wowed Billy and West, West probably went down to Level 1 to stock up on food, felt woozy, and returned to his room-- where he became idiot jock West from the 80s flood. D:]

[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Um...maybe it's yours? And you like...forgot?

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't have a friggin baby.

[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you knocked up a cheerleader and she left it in your room for you.

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
That's stupid. And I didn't.

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
GOSH, I DUNNO, MAYBE CAUSE NONE OF THE CHEERLEADERS GOT FAT IN THE LAST NINE MONTHS. Fucking tard.

And the baby's like five.
Edited 2009-01-28 19:13 (UTC)

[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
You noticed? I never see you paying that much attention to them, so I figured they could whip out like...five babies and you wouldn't notice.

Oh.

Maybe you knocked someone up five years ago? I mean, why else would it be in your room?

[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2009-01-28 11:41 pm (UTC)(link)
You're one to talk. You spelled baby wrong the first time.

[identity profile] namorofthesea.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
Yes you did, you put in an extra 'b'. Moron.

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-01-29 02:19 am (UTC)(link)
MY HAND SLIPPED.