[Private to Billy] Billy, Morgan and Rube wish for us to act as spokesmen for homosexuality.
[OOC: Reference to this and this. Why, yes, West's hoping to phrase it this way to get Billy to say no, so he can shrug and go "OH WELL I TRIED" to Morgan]
Because when they were looking for show dogs to display 'proper' homosexual behaviour to Rube's inmate, they decided we were apparently the best for it.
What? Seriously? I always sort of figured I was doing it wrong somehow How do they know that? It's not like they're watching us when we're like... you know. Being gay and stuff.
...They couldn't possibly be asking us to teach him how to do...
How to do things right. I mean, relationship things. He'd just end up as an incredibly dysfunctional young man with a Dungeon Masters guide and an assault rifle.
Don't get me wrong, West, I love you and everything? But if we ever find a child in the road, it stands a better chance of a happy, stable life being left to go feral than with us.
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Date: 2009-11-15 11:24 pm (UTC)LAYING IT ON THICK TO WEASEL OUT OF IT
Date: 2009-11-15 11:31 pm (UTC)LOLWRONGICON
Date: 2009-11-15 11:42 pm (UTC)I always sort of figured I was doing it wrong somehowHow do they know that? It's not like they're watching us when we're like... you know. Being gay and stuff.A HORRIBLE THOUGHT COMES TO HIM
Date: 2009-11-15 11:46 pm (UTC)Good lord. What if they are?
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Date: 2009-11-15 11:50 pm (UTC)[YOU CAN ALMOST SEE HIS EYEROLL]
Perhaps they believe we need to exchange rings and 'adopt' Rube's inmate.
1/2 DOES THAT MEAN IF THEY WERE WATCHING THEY'D KNOW BILLY WAS RUBBISH AT IT, WEST?
Date: 2009-11-16 04:18 am (UTC)If they were...
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Date: 2009-11-16 04:22 am (UTC)How to do things right. I mean, relationship things. He'd just end up as an incredibly dysfunctional young man with a Dungeon Masters guide and an assault rifle.
Don't get me wrong, West, I love you and everything? But if we ever find a child in the road, it stands a better chance of a happy, stable life being left to go feral than with us.
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Date: 2009-11-16 07:47 am (UTC)Right, I'm glad we're on the same page with our child rearing plan.
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Date: 2009-11-16 08:55 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-11-16 09:35 pm (UTC)OOC:
Date: 2009-11-16 01:40 am (UTC)LOL!