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major_west ([personal profile] major_west) wrote2009-03-17 10:30 am

077 - Unicorn rides lead to something similar to post-coital AWWWKWARDNESS

All things considered, I really enjoyed that port. I believe it's our first without a casualty, horrible curse, great disaster... etc.

But I honestly can't believe that I took a ride on a unicorn.

Congratulations, we've all managed to overcome our innate desires to kill and destroy for one entire week.


[Private to Billy]
I've decided to return to my room, so... Thank you for your hospitality.

[OOC: West, being neurotic and pulling away for no discernible reason? LOLOL SAY IT AIN'T SO. And yeah, he doesn't know about whatever deaths might've happened in the port. AND STRIKES ARE CERTAINLY READABLE IF YOU TRY]

IF ONLY HE HAD A HORSE

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Billy found it, actually. It took a liking to him and approached us in the forest.

[identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 04:44 pm (UTC)(link)
It let you ride it? Didn't buck or nothin'?

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Both of us, actually, but it seemed to resist more with me.

[identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I would've liked to been there.

1/3

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
It was incredible, to be honest. We rode on a rainbow!

2/3 Then he remembers he's supposed to be manly

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)

3/3

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 04:59 pm (UTC)(link)
You didn't really miss anything.

[identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:02 pm (UTC)(link)
So where is it now? You didn't try to bring it back with you?

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:04 pm (UTC)(link)
No, we let it return to the wild.

[identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
But it was a unicorn! You know how much that would've been worth?

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Well, what would it have mattered here? Besides, it would've only been a matter of time before some enterprising individual here decided to kill it.

The Barge is hardly a place for a unicorn.

[identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Then I reckon its horn would've been worth somethin'.

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
...and suddenly, I'm overcome with a great relief for not bringing it here.

[identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't go misunderstandin' me, West. I ain't sayin' I would have killed it. I'm sayin' that if it died, ain't that bad.

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm sorry, this is just slightly disturbing. You're talking about poaching a unicorn.

[identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:23 pm (UTC)(link)
Ain't poachin' if it belongs to someone. More like...like killin' a pig or a cow.

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. A cow that represents purity, goodness, and light.

[identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah. And you left it behind. I can't figure why you'd do somethin' like that...it was a UNICORN.

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Because there isn't a field of rainbows and butterflies for it to live on here!

This is probably one of the silliest conversations I've ever had.

[identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
That...ain't the answer I was expectin'.

Sounds like the kinda answer I'd expect from a lady

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Pardon?

Well that's its natural habitat, from what I've gathered; I didn't just make it up.

[identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. What the hell lives in a field of rainbows? I can't even picture it.

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Unicorns, apparently.

It took us for a ride through one.

He's hasslin' you

[identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:44 pm (UTC)(link)
That must have been just charming.

He knows... AND NOW HE'S GOING TO GET SURLY

[identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com 2009-03-17 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, it was positively fucking magical.

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