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All things considered, I really enjoyed that port. I believe it's our first without a casualty, horrible curse, great disaster... etc.

But I honestly can't believe that I took a ride on a unicorn.

Congratulations, we've all managed to overcome our innate desires to kill and destroy for one entire week.


[Private to Billy]
I've decided to return to my room, so... Thank you for your hospitality.

[OOC: West, being neurotic and pulling away for no discernible reason? LOLOL SAY IT AIN'T SO. And yeah, he doesn't know about whatever deaths might've happened in the port. AND STRIKES ARE CERTAINLY READABLE IF YOU TRY]

Date: 2009-03-17 05:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com
So where is it now? You didn't try to bring it back with you?

Date: 2009-03-17 05:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
No, we let it return to the wild.

Date: 2009-03-17 05:06 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com
But it was a unicorn! You know how much that would've been worth?

Date: 2009-03-17 05:09 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Well, what would it have mattered here? Besides, it would've only been a matter of time before some enterprising individual here decided to kill it.

The Barge is hardly a place for a unicorn.

Date: 2009-03-17 05:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com
Then I reckon its horn would've been worth somethin'.

Date: 2009-03-17 05:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
...and suddenly, I'm overcome with a great relief for not bringing it here.

Date: 2009-03-17 05:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com
Don't go misunderstandin' me, West. I ain't sayin' I would have killed it. I'm sayin' that if it died, ain't that bad.

Date: 2009-03-17 05:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
I'm sorry, this is just slightly disturbing. You're talking about poaching a unicorn.

Date: 2009-03-17 05:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com
Ain't poachin' if it belongs to someone. More like...like killin' a pig or a cow.

Date: 2009-03-17 05:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Right. A cow that represents purity, goodness, and light.

Date: 2009-03-17 05:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com
Yeah. And you left it behind. I can't figure why you'd do somethin' like that...it was a UNICORN.

Date: 2009-03-17 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Because there isn't a field of rainbows and butterflies for it to live on here!

This is probably one of the silliest conversations I've ever had.

Date: 2009-03-17 05:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com
That...ain't the answer I was expectin'.

Sounds like the kinda answer I'd expect from a lady

Date: 2009-03-17 05:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Pardon?

Well that's its natural habitat, from what I've gathered; I didn't just make it up.

Date: 2009-03-17 05:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com
That's one of the stupidest things I've ever heard. What the hell lives in a field of rainbows? I can't even picture it.

Date: 2009-03-17 05:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Unicorns, apparently.

It took us for a ride through one.

He's hasslin' you

Date: 2009-03-17 05:44 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com
That must have been just charming.

Date: 2009-03-17 05:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com
Bring any rainbows back with you, at least?

Date: 2009-03-17 05:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
So what did you do in port, exactly?
From: [identity profile] i-hate-posses.livejournal.com
I didn't prance about in any meadows with butterflies, that's for damn sure.

Date: 2009-03-17 06:02 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Bandits and trolls and... whatever else was in the woods.

DAMN

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