major_west

[BACKDATED: No later than 12 hours after Billy went to Clapet.]

[West is standing there, clad in one of Billy's hoodies, because hey, they're like the exact same size and why date somebody if you're not going to steal their clothes? Anyway, he has a comatose ferret in the crook of his arm. He's in the kitchen, so it's presumably reasonably enough lit with the fires.]

Billy, I've been carrying this lump of fur for the better part of the day. You do realise we're both committed to this animal's wellbeing, don't you?

[He offers a tight, wry smile, TRYING TO LOOK LIKE THIS IS ALL A JOKE, TOTALLY NOT A BIG DEAL.]

So, come along, hurry up, and stop shirking your ferret duties.

[An awkward pause. He clears his throat.]

And, if any of you lot see Billy, tell me where he is so I can slap a bit of sense into him?

[RIGHT. WEST IS TOTALLY NOT WORRIED AT ALL.]

[OOC: SORRY, I meant to post this last night, but got sidetracked by paying my awful, awful bills. And then work. The usual.

PS CLAPET: when he finds out about what you did, he is gonna try to kill you. Brutally. Because YOU KILLED ALL MY BOYYYYYZZZZ is his big trigger :C]

I'm beginning to believe this animal is made out of liquid.

If anybody finds a ferret, please inform me. It can still be a bit... bitey, so you're best off not reaching for it. Normally, I would let nature take its course, but Billy is rather fond of the animal.

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Would it be possible to obtain a few mice?

[OOC: That's West's way of saying he grudgingly likes the ferret :|

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And wants to feed it live mice, when he gets it back. c: Anyway, feel free to say your character is now missing small shiny things and/or keys.]