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081 - BILLY'S SHEETS ARE DOUCHEBAGS.
Apr. 26th, 2009 06:21 pmWhen I thought to myself: "What shall I do this weekend?" a number of activities came to mind. Nevermind that we don't exactly have weekends here, or weeks, or-- well, you understand.
What I did not anticipate, of course, was spending the past few days tied to a bed by a pair of extremely needy sheets. Luckily, I managed to free myself this morning, but the sheets tried to block my exit and--
Anyway.
I think I killed your bedsheets, Billy. You'll find them in the tub, tied together and effectively drowned.
...
Sorry.
What I did not anticipate, of course, was spending the past few days tied to a bed by a pair of extremely needy sheets. Luckily, I managed to free myself this morning, but the sheets tried to block my exit and--
Anyway.
I think I killed your bedsheets, Billy. You'll find them in the tub, tied together and effectively drowned.
...
Sorry.
