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Aleera's pissed that I didn't let her play with my junk on prom night cuz I herd she had herpees.

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Date: 2009-06-03 11:03 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com
Uh, hey West, do you think you could try being nice to my brother sometime? I mean, I didn't tell him anything, but he knows we're friends, and now he's all "But that guy made me cry!" at me.

Uh, I mean, you wouldn't have to be nice, nice to him, just... y'know...

...

Not mean?

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Date: 2009-06-03 11:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
oh.





I forgot that dude was your brother.
From: [identity profile] my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com
We're like... twins. We look the same.


I mean, but I don't think he likes...you know, and... he's not like... as good at science, or...stuff.

Private - DDD:

Date: 2009-06-03 11:12 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Nuh uh. You look better.

But uh... I'll try to be nicer to him.
From: [identity profile] my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com
...Thanks. You look better too. I mean, not better than my brother even though you totally are better than, like, anyone else.

And thank you.

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Date: 2009-06-04 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
UH....... your welcome.

Date: 2009-06-03 11:11 pm (UTC)
vampish_aleera: (Naughty...)
From: [personal profile] vampish_aleera
G A Y

Date: 2009-06-03 11:15 pm (UTC)
vampish_aleera: (Smile - Glow Seductive)
From: [personal profile] vampish_aleera
That's what you HAIR is!

Date: 2009-06-03 11:18 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
that's what your FACE is

Date: 2009-06-03 11:25 pm (UTC)
vampish_aleera: (Fangs - Delight)
From: [personal profile] vampish_aleera
Billy and West sitting in a tree...

K
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S
S
I
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Date: 2009-06-03 11:16 pm (UTC)
vampish_aleera: (Pensive)
From: [personal profile] vampish_aleera
I never slept with any of your family.

GOD.

Date: 2009-06-03 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
I know you didn't. Cuz I turned you down on prom. BECAUSE YOU HAVE HERPEES.

Date: 2009-06-03 11:25 pm (UTC)
vampish_aleera: (Pensive)
From: [personal profile] vampish_aleera
No, you turned me down because you HAD YOUR TONGUE DOWN ANOTHER GUY'S THROAT.

Plus, you're cheap.

Date: 2009-06-04 01:35 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
you were seeing things.

Date: 2009-06-04 10:33 pm (UTC)
vampish_aleera: (Fangs - Delight)
From: [personal profile] vampish_aleera
You're damned right about that!

Date: 2009-06-03 11:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com
Hey, even if it was true, that would mean West could get hotter guys than you could ever hope for!

Date: 2009-06-03 11:16 pm (UTC)
vampish_aleera: (Predatory - Crouch)
From: [personal profile] vampish_aleera
Why? You feeling hopeful?

Date: 2009-06-03 11:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com
Nah, but if I was trying to get laid, I'd have a heck of an easier time than you, since all people think of when they see you is 'herpes'.

Which you totally have.

Date: 2009-06-03 11:23 pm (UTC)
vampish_aleera: (Pensive)
From: [personal profile] vampish_aleera
Tell it to the queue.

How many are dying to go out with you?

Date: 2009-06-03 11:27 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com
Queue? What queue? Only guys I see interested in you are dogs trying to hump your legs, and I'm sorry but...they hump fire hydrants, too.

Date: 2009-06-04 10:32 pm (UTC)
vampish_aleera: (Predatory - Crouch)
From: [personal profile] vampish_aleera
Ew! You think about animal sex! I knew it!

Date: 2009-06-06 03:06 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tadwizard.livejournal.com
Hey, the conversation was about sex with you before I ever chimed in.

Date: 2009-06-04 01:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
Don't say that about Aleera! She's our squad leader and you're just being retarded!

Date: 2009-06-04 01:45 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
I AM NOT. She was being retarded first. not my fault youre squad leader's a total bitch. with herpees.

Date: 2009-06-04 01:46 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
That's not even how you spell it! It's herpes! And only Elle has it!

Date: 2009-06-04 02:02 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
I know how to spell. JEEZ.

and elle's on youre team, so why are you raggin' on her?

Date: 2009-06-04 02:03 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thatlibbychick.livejournal.com
Because Elle's not the captain and also she's a total slutty bitch.

Date: 2009-06-04 02:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
this is why you guys never win anything. the football team totally sticks together on EVERYTHING.

Sorry :c

Date: 2009-06-04 11:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] papa-bing.livejournal.com
Even if she does your still a fuckin fag.

Date: 2009-06-04 05:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] papa-bing.livejournal.com
That aint what I heard.

Date: 2009-06-04 05:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
not my fault your a fuckin tard who believes every stupid rumer.

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