105 - PENISES ARE AMAZING.
Oct. 9th, 2009 03:30 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
major_westThank goodness I'm no longer in a body that invites staring contests. Some of you have quite a talent for making your fellow man feel uncomfortable. I also didn't really enjoy being looked after as though I couldn't take care of myself, but it's appreciated I suppose that was unavoidable.
Thank you for taking good care of my body, Angelica. I hope I did the same for you. And you both can rest assured that nobody saw you in any state of... indecencyto my knowledge.
[OOC: Strikes are so not readable. YES WEST ACTUALLY LEARNED SOMETHING FROM THIS 'FLOOD'. He has a lot more sympathy for the ladies now. But don't expect him to admit it unless you pry. A lot.]
Thank you for taking good care of my body, Angelica. I hope I did the same for you. And you both can rest assured that nobody saw you in any state of... indecency
[OOC: Strikes are so not readable. YES WEST ACTUALLY LEARNED SOMETHING FROM THIS 'FLOOD'. He has a lot more sympathy for the ladies now. But don't expect him to admit it unless you pry. A lot.]
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Private - BAD PICK UP LINE GO.
Date: 2009-10-09 09:08 pm (UTC)Private - OH LORD BILLY WHY
Date: 2009-10-09 09:14 pm (UTC)Private - I'M SO SORRY :C
Date: 2009-10-09 09:23 pm (UTC)Uhh... I may have lost track of my innuendo.
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Date: 2009-10-09 09:27 pm (UTC)I'm sorry I hit you a few times during the flood, by the way.
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Date: 2009-10-10 03:13 am (UTC)I just wish it wasn't necess--I know.
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Date: 2009-10-09 10:05 pm (UTC)She didn't shave you or nothing?
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Date: 2009-10-09 10:14 pm (UTC)I trust you won't receive a single apology from the warden for disrespecting your body.
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Date: 2009-10-09 10:32 pm (UTC)How did you find being Arnold Rimmer?
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Date: 2009-10-09 10:37 pm (UTC)Not that there are things about myself that I wouldn't change, but I think he got the better end of this arrangement.
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Date: 2009-10-10 12:03 am (UTC)It seems some would take any excuse to act with utter barbarism.
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Date: 2009-10-10 12:08 am (UTC)Well, I suppose the next time we cross paths things will not be so strange. One can hope, at any rate.
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Date: 2009-10-10 12:01 am (UTC)Ah, that was your handiwork? It was fine, nothing more than a missed line along the jaw.
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Date: 2009-10-10 05:31 am (UTC)We don't have to deal with penises, though, and that's got to be one point in our favor. I just wanted to strap it still and be done with it; I don't know how you guys walk around all the time without going insane! And I can't imagine what it must be like to get hit there...everything's just out in the open, unprotected.
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Date: 2009-10-11 12:28 am (UTC)Ah... you don't really think about it, to be honest. It's stranger for a man to walk around without one.
Getting hit there is an experience you should feel quite lucky to avoid for as long as you live.