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[BARGE NETWORK]

How nice. I've just encountered what's likely the one civilisation in the universe where the children are trained to hate and fear the sight of me. Billy, I trust you feel honoured, now, to have been so well acquainted with 'the bad doctor' and come out alive. You see, apparently, I come into houses at night and whisk disobedient children away in my malevolent blue box and sell them to slavers on a moon somewhere. Occasionally, I eat their parents.

[A small sigh, and you can pretty much hear the eyeroll.] And yes, Saxon, I know you can hear this.