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I suppose turning off communications for a fortnight is as close as one can come to a holiday around here. I trust you'll forgive me for falling off the face of the, ah, Barge. After spending two years in this place, I felt a break was long overdue.

Anyway, it appears I've missed some departures, as well as new arrivals. Since introductions are in order, I'll begin: I'm Major Henry West. Welcome to the Barge. You've been promised salvation, no doubt, or perhaps a favour from the Admiral. I could tell you myself what to expect, but I'm sure you'll find out well enough on your own. We're about overdue for another crisis, after all.

[OOC: LOL I KNOW THIS IS BAD FORM, but I'm going to bed. Tags will be returned uh. When I can get to them.]

Date: 2010-08-13 04:30 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com
Yeah, my gambling addiction is definitely at the top of the list of things I need to tackle on the road to being a good and moral person.

Date: 2010-08-13 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Next you should consider tackling your inability to make the bed properly. [HE'S TEASING OKAY.]

Date: 2010-08-13 04:37 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com
Bed maintenance is just another tool that the system uses to keep us under control. I refuse to be subservient to their rules.

Date: 2010-08-13 04:38 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
But what if it's a mutually agreed upon rule by both parties?

Date: 2010-08-13 04:39 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com
West, are you suggesting that I submit to the will of the man?

Date: 2010-08-13 04:40 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
I'm suggesting we draft our own rules.

Rule 1: Make the bed every morning.

Date: 2010-08-13 06:00 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Then the rule will be waived on days where you don't get up.

...

Or I'll simply make the bed around you.

Date: 2010-08-13 06:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com
How thorough will the bed making be? I mean, are we talking straightening everything up, or a full re-tucking in of sheets and blankets job?

Date: 2010-08-13 06:58 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
A full re-tucking for fresh sheets; otherwise, a simple tidying. Are these terms agreeable? [PRETEND HE'S SMILING, lol default icon :c]

Date: 2010-08-13 07:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com
I don't know, I'm tempted, but you might have to throw something in to sweeten the deal.

[Aka, COME FAWN OVER ME A BIT IN PERSON.]

Date: 2010-08-13 07:15 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Ah, a tough negotiator. Perhaps we should continue this discussion in private.

[SO DEMANDING, BILLY.]

Date: 2010-08-13 07:20 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] my-freeze-ray.livejournal.com
Perhaps we should.

[AND NOW OFF HE GOES TO BE FAWNED OVER.]

Date: 2010-08-14 04:18 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
[INSERT A SMILING ICON because I feel bad that he's been linefacing this entire conversation. LOL DEFAULT ICONS.]

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