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A celebrity chef? I think not. "Major Henry West" should be a sufficient enough identity.

[There's a brief pause as he investigates his item, briefly taken back by some strange noises emitting from it.]

...Morgan? Hello? Useless journal...

I'll be investigating the other rooms, should anybody have need of me.

[OOC: I'm about to embark on a Ros spam, SORRY IN ADVANCE. If you want your character to run into West, spam me at some random location (above-basement; West ain't going down just yet) in the house. Note: I WILL be gone for most of the day/evening, so bear with the slow tags, please. I should be more active tomorrow.]

STATICKY FEEDBACK AHOY

Date: 2010-08-21 07:56 pm (UTC)
gimmethemap: (oh come ON)
From: [personal profile] gimmethemap
....n[fuzz]t craz[feedback screech] I'M NOT [screeeeeeeeech]

Date: 2010-08-21 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Morgan? I can't make out what you're saying.
gimmethemap: (beat up but still fighting)
From: [personal profile] gimmethemap
[bzzztSCREEE]ame is M[asdfcwersdf]ms.

[static]nry what did the Ad[weird droning over the static]
Edited Date: 2010-08-22 12:01 am (UTC)

LET'S HOPE

Date: 2010-08-22 04:30 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
[DAMN IT, West is worried.]

Can you write? Try typing, Morgan.

[He's hoping to find a loophole to the damn static, but he isn't sure how well it will work. The interference may prevent the messages from being sent, after all.]

Date: 2010-08-23 06:00 pm (UTC)
gimmethemap: (weak)
From: [personal profile] gimmethemap
--nry the Admiral! [more static]id he tell you t--

Date: 2010-08-21 08:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pleasesmirk.livejournal.com
I'm sure at some point, I critiqued your restaurant.

I was disappointed, naturally, to find the head chef had been trained in the Army, of all places, Major.

seriously. what.

Date: 2010-08-21 08:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Come now, the Army's quite capable of training adequate chefs. [SHUDDER NO, he remembers Jones's cooking.]

Date: 2010-08-21 08:21 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pleasesmirk.livejournal.com
I'm sure that's what they told you. I'm just saying it explains a lot about the quality of the food at your restaurant.

[Swing is, for some reason, really getting into this restaurant critic thing.]

Date: 2010-08-21 08:23 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
Oi! My restaurant is... well respected in its Zagat reviews.

[I LOVE IT.]

Date: 2010-08-21 08:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pleasesmirk.livejournal.com
Yeah, well, those idiots don't know what they're talking about.

Date: 2010-08-22 04:31 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
You don't achieve celebrity status without putting out a good product.

Date: 2010-08-22 04:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pleasesmirk.livejournal.com
No, no, you achieve celebrity status by building yourself up a persona and character to make you popular. Not many people actually can afford to eat your food in the end.

Date: 2010-08-22 04:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
So long as those with taste frequent my establishment, the others can starve--

...

I am getting entirely too into this.
Edited Date: 2010-08-22 04:40 pm (UTC)

Date: 2010-08-22 04:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] pleasesmirk.livejournal.com
I think you'll find the paper I work for has taste.

I am too. I was about to make up a paper and everything.

Date: 2010-08-21 09:54 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazarusrisen.livejournal.com
We can swap identities if you want. Apparently I'm Staff Sgt Cody Holt.

Date: 2010-08-22 04:39 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] major-west.livejournal.com
You sound like an action hero. My name is... Anthony Edwards. Tony to my mates, I suppose.

Date: 2010-08-22 04:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] lazarusrisen.livejournal.com
You're right-I sound like a character straight from a bad movie. Anyway, pleasure to meet you, "Tony".

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