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[West tries to start a sentence, then stops himself. Then starts again. Then stops himself. This continues a few times]

As a matter of clarification: how do floods affect... ah... the showers?

That is...

I'm... not meant to use the men's showers at this time, am I? Or, being truly a man, is it... I--

I truly detest floods.

[OOC: FOR REFERENCE, West has totally still been using the men's showers. SO UH, I guess if any dude Inmates saw a chick in there? Yeah

LOL FOR FURTHER REFERENCE: West hasn't been walking around naked, so the most you saw was a chick in a towel UNLESS YOU WERE CREEPY ENOUGH TO PEEP INTO THE SHOWER STALLS ~~which you probably were~~]

Brilliant. I'm a woman. Again. I'm growing rather tired of this. There are plenty of men on the Barge-- if I had to've been affected by this flood, couldn't I have at least switched places with somebody of my own sex?

No, that would be too simple.

Billy, where are you? And, for that matter, who are you? And if somebody else is inhabiting Billy's body right now: don't try to fool me.

Oh, and also... Would any woman here be willing to lend me some clothes? Something modern, at least. No skirts.